A Hidden Pleasure

Another of Del Mar's tropical series. It seems to me that these films, like Sunset Memories, are filmed together as the scenes, locations and cast are almost identical save for a slightly different plot.

So whats it all about eh? Its about a voyeuristic guy who unfortunately keeps getting caught watching people screw, then naturally he gets the living crap kicked out of him. So a dodgy local bloke, yes the same one from Sunset Memories, gives our pervy hero the power to be... wait for it.... invisible. Not only that, he can touch people without them actually feeling anything. So what is the first thing Mr Peeper does? (actually its the second but anyway) he screws Claudia Ferrari whilst she is sun bathing, totally unaware that there is a cock in her mouth.

Okay, so various things like this happen as Mr Invisible uses his powers to his advantage, but the acting and dialogue within the film is so badly spoken and unconvincing that it just ends up being hilarious, and not even in a good campy sort of way.

As always the best thing about Del Mar's films are his selection of girls, who are really hot. But again, at only 90 minutes i would probably wait until you find it in the bargain bin.

Usual Private extras have a photobook, trailers, notes and a Del Mar heavy making of.

"A" is for Anal

Welcome fans of Private and all it's style and glamour, beautiful girls and well allocated sets, and yes the mild sex in it.
Strange as it can sound at the end of the first view (my own, before the review), I have the taste of something more like ZT or DS/NS, the sex is quite hot and hard, not to much glamour in here, not sure if this is the way the Private X-treme had work or will work.
In all the scenes the girls will take it in the butt, so not misleading here, which is quite plausible, some toys are use to warm up the cozy territory.....

Let's see how the scenes, break down:

Scene 1-Sara James

Sarah is quite hot and besides having a pleasant personality and big butt, she also show some lovable and kissable lavia, she takes on David Perry that end up getting her lips covered with man's juice.

Scene 2- Maria Bellucci

I love the outfit Monica or Maria Bellucci is wearing and her hairy busch, she is sexy as you can ask, certainly her tits are enhanced, but the are of high strokeable value, big butt as well here, both guys taste it, and even DP'ed her briefly, she kneel down to get her two pops, one of them around those fuckable tits.

Scene 3- Liliane tiger, Pantera

Liliane is wearing a strap on, and nope is not the one from my love 3SB, she got to warm up Pantera, berofe the male factor shows, they are super troopers and take some hard anal pounding from four guys, ending up with the same amount of pops, great scene here.

Scene 4- Sue, Cory Everson

After Liliane's turn, I felt this one to be the weakest of them all, not bad but missing something. Even though they do an anal cream pie here and the girl's rectum was about to turn inside/out, for brief moments.

Scene 5- Elinor

Elinor is real hot, but sadly her very strokable tits are push apart, the whole scene by her outfit, making them look kind of awkward, and they are nice, she as I said is a nice treat, and very brave, she takes on three well hung guys, she gets DP and receives her triple protein shake, doll.

Overall Thoughts
Great effort on the Xtreme, by Private, all the girls put on 100% effort here.

DVD Quality
Audio and Video quality, little bit below Private Standards, BTS, gallery, web info and so on.

A Taste of Pleasure

This goes around some perfumes formula plot, and if weren't for the kind of short of the scenes I will try to make sense of it but let's say at the end the bad guy got what it deserves and since there not a really good guy here the more or less good got to keep the goodies and fuck most of the girls, BTW the detectives are late as always, they fuck some girls too.

Scene 1
First scene can't be that wrong when Nick Lang go and buried his face in Liz Honey's pussy, she pays back with a BJ and let him do her in spoon, with her clothes on she rides an easy to the eye RCA, with that sweet pussy showing her best smile, but better yet they engage in doggy, where she does some diet gaping, turns around to receive a open mouth Nick's valve release, nice post cum clean but she didn't swallow.

Scene 2
Nick again hit the jackpot this time with She is real hot, lite body with perky tits, about the same pussy love, BJ some vaginal on the side some PTM, more doggy vaginal pop in her mouth.

Scene 3
Hope this is not as short as the other scene Lara (my Babe) Stevens is leading a pack of three beauties, they help each other licking anything that moves, this guy is not the one whose going to miss a chance to score in her sweet glory hole after a regular BJ, her place will be take it for CG, the she will ride RCG and CG to precede a RCA, she holds her buttocks wide open, does ATM, and ATOGM, the he direct his dick towards the other girl doggy, some PTOGM, they go RCG and he let his juices come out in Lara face to end what could be a better scene.

Scene 4
This Scene opens like this: two hooties kissing each other and enjoying it, Franco, watching them like a good water boy....... Something out there to remind me... After some business talk he goes and see if he is invited, of course he is and give the two girls a fuck they will remember for a long time, along with their lesbo entertainment, his partner finally stop the insane work and join the fun, sex acts BJ, RCG, CG, RCA, doggy anal hot, DP, ATOGM and they plastered their exquisite faces with cum.

Scene 5
The fun stuff you can make when the funbags are there for grabs, this girl is a total K.O. In that matter, I'm not in to the piercing because distract me a lot of some other good qualities the performer may or may not have, besides her own equipment(delicious body), they do a bit of vaginal and he cum in her mouth.

Scene 6
Another hot, hot girl. Black Diamond, comes to our rescue or at least to save Nick's butt, she will do the bad guy, BJ, then I find out that this guy has a premature ejaculation problem or something, he cums in not time but goes for the revenge and fuck her harder than I expect, in the ass too, but again not long before he call it a day.

The DVD
Nice done menu, just like Private likes to do it, photo gallery, BTS an so on.

Summary
If you want just a taste of pleasure this is for you, but if you want the complete pleasure put it on the wish list to check out, just because of the girls, that are as always stunning.

All Sex

“Private Movie #9: All Sex” would have been better had it followed its title and left out the storyline. The sex is pretty hot here, and the girls are some of the sexiest from across the Pond.

Forget the plot; it has something to do with a guy writing an article on sexual habits. Of course, he has to do his research first. Among his stops is a swinger’s club where much of the sucking and fucking take place. Save yourself the agony and FF through the dialogue.

Normally blonde Daniella Schiffer is a brunette here, and she dons a fetish outfit for her steamy scene. There’s a redhead with a hot body (Donna); blond Bobbi Eden; brunette Sara Palmer; and another blonde, Maria. Most of them take an anal pounding and accept facials for their effort. Maria, in fact, does two guys and gets a double dose of guy goo.

There is the typical fake moaning and camera staring Euro flicks are known for, as well as a lot of gaping by the guys. Some of the filming and editing could be considered artsy, with lots of slo-mo. Still, the action remains fairly hot throughout and could make decent stroking material.

Alpine Sex

The Reality is that: ever since J.Y. Lecastel ended his Matador series to start the Xtreme series, the plots have been less important. Although the Xtreme series includes plenty of anal, it is done in a completely different style than his Anabolic Assman series, which is nastier with the gapes. When 18 Birthday Presents did not live up to its hype, it seemed that the next Xtreme volume would continue the downward trend. Alpine Sex proves that it isn't because the sex is better than the previous volumes. Kate steals the show with her two double penetration scenes. Hopefully, the next volume will have a better plot and more attractive women.

Organization: Plot-based sex.

Patricia and her friend Kyra experience the highs and lows of learning how to ski. Their first time on the slopes leave them exhausted and hungry for their instructor's Bratwurst. Patricia still looks as tasty and scrumptious as she did in Guns and Rough Sex. Her voluptuous body and sexy face make me think that she will be the next Monica Sweetheart. Certainly, J.Y. Lecastel loves filming outdoor sex in the winter as seen in the Avalanche volumes of the defunct Matador series. It is appealing watching women strip down to their skin whilst braving the chilling temperature as they have their asses drilled. Patricia's anal turns the scene one notch up when he takes her in the reverse cowgirl. It is unfortunate that Kyra has to compete with the likes of Patricia who is in a higher league than her. Like the nasty woman she is, Patricia takes his spunk in her mouth and shares it with Kyra.

Gina Blonde has been in several of J.Y. Lecastel's movies and seems to be one of his favorites. She is marginally better on the skis than the previous women. As you can probably predict, she thanks him by blowing him for starters and taking him up her ass. This is not one of her better scenes and you are better off watching "Anal Psycho Analysis." One thing is for sure and that is Gina really knows how to take sticky facials!

Kate has that same sultry look as Patricia Diamond albeit with mature features. Unfortunately or fortunately for her, the weather does not cooperate for a day for skiing. Kate is not phased by this because she knows how to burn some calories with a threesome. Having seen her in 18 Birthday Presents, I have to say that this is her breakout scene. Kate is really into the action when they double penetrate her. Finally, she gets down on her knees and waits for her gifts.

After hitting the slopes for a couple of runs, the instructors spot Vanessa Virgin soaking up the sun. She is not as attractive as the other two brunettes, but it does not matter because her non-double penetration threesome is intense. The men give her ass a hefty workout with all the jabbing and penetrating. The scene ends with facials.

This time Kyra is without the services of Patricia, but the blonde can hold her on. You will not see romantic moments of passionate kissing in the Xtreme series often, but this time it happens. The several minutes of assfucking ends with a nice creamy cum shot on her face.

Kate and Kelly White want to start the day right with a hearty breakfast for the long ski day. However, the two get sidetracked when the three ski instructors join them for breakfast. Soon, the men shove their dicks into the women's inviting asses. Only Kate loves taking the double penetration and she proves once again that she is extremely horny! In the end, Kelly's attractive face is smeared with sperm from the the three facials that she receives.

Special Features
Interactive menus, chapter selection, Making of, trailers, photobook, production notes, cast profiles

Pros
Patricia Diamond, Kate, Kelly White

Cons
English dubbing

Amanda's Diary 1

This won't be a typical review where I go scene by scene. Rather this is just an overall impression of the dvd which in this case features two discs jammed packed with sex, sex, and more sex-- 13 scenes in all plus a bonus masturbation sex scene after you answer some questions correctly regarding Stacy. For the compilation dvd I must say Private really has the market cornered right now. I have yet to see a bad edition for this series and you really get a great representation of the work each girl has done for this company. The first disc offers 6 scenes plus in between the scenes you get a running interview with Stacy and I think of all the girls in this series she has proven to be the most fun to listen to. She hails from the Czech Republic and lost her virginity at age 14 as we learn on disc 2. That disc also features a bonus scene shot in January of 2004 especially for this dvd. We learn Stacy prefers men but also does women on screen but not in her private life. Also of note is the fact she does anal on film and very well I might add but it's not a practice she does in her personal life and one last tidbit at the time of the bonus intervew on disc 2 she was without a boyfriend! Also on disc #2 is an exclusive photoset of pictures featuring this beautiful blond who yes has had surgery to enhance her breasts but I think they look fabulous and Stacy really likes this area on her body so it's all good! Now clicking on her Privateography on disc #2 offers you another menu where you can see her first interview, the magazine shoots she has done for the magazine, the compilations she has appeared in, and finally the quiz game where once you answer all the questions correctly Stacy will do a little something something for you!! And yes you will get to the end of the game even if it might take you a few tries. Also clicking on the scene details option on the main menu will give you the whole shebag as far as the scene goes, who it's with, where it was shot, the year, all the performers, and even who directed the scene so that really helps with scene id's. Not much else needs be said. If you are a fan of Stacy's and don't have many of her Private scenes this is a must and if you are curious about her and haven't checked her out yet this is an excellent introduction to her impressive body of work which includes two scenes with the lovely Simony, ouch!! I wonder who else Private will feature in this series but this one with Stacy is already one of my favorites released and I find myself liking her even more after listening to her funny quips during the interviews and I only wish she could have been in Las Vegas this year, perhaps next year! Well done Private and I can't recommend this one highly enough.

Anal Agancy

Scene 1 - Rita Faltoyano

Rita is a positively beautful girl. And she has no problem with hard sex. So to say that I am disappointed by her lackluster performance here is an understatement. She sits in an office (or rather a bad facsimile of an office) and talks to the boss. He decides to have his way with her. She gives a bland blowjob followed by some heat-free anal sex. Hell, this scene is edited before the end, so I'm not even sure if he was able to get off. I sure wasn't! Oh wait... let's skip ahead to after scene 2. Here's the end of the scene. I should have guessed. Yeesh. Whack Factor: 4

Scene 2 - Daria

I positively hate it when the props get in the way of the sex. Daria sits in a chair and eats an ice cream cone. She decides to slurp some cock at the same time. A lick of ice cream and then one of cock. It's erotic at first, but gets old really fast. As he (and she) end up bathed in melted ice cream. Sorry, not my fetish. She jumps straght to anal as well, and after a brief (and I do mean brief) bit of sodomy the scene ends as he comes on her face. Yawn. Whack Factor: 4

Scene 3 - Jane Darling

Jane blows the big guy as he suns by the pool. The blowjob here is really hot, but instead of letting us enjoy it, we cut away almost immediately to some lackluster fucking. Also, what happened to the hot bikini she was wearing? Ever heard of makeup? At least it looks like she gets off on the anal here. Because of that, I'll give this scene a Whack Factor: 5

Scene 4 - Laura & Stacy

Laura and Stacy are two tarts washing the car in tight shorts and tops. There's a little tease here, some wet t-shirts, and some lesbian caressing. All good things in my book. Eventually a guy shows up and the girls start to blow him. Stacy's BJ work is probably the hottest thing in the movie, but that being said, it lasts less than a minute! Both girls are fucked vag while the odd girl out does PTM. The cum shot is on Stacy's face. Definitely the strongest scene in the movie. Whack Factor: 7

Scene 5 - Krystal De Boor

I've seen Krystal before and she looked a lot better than she does here. She has put on a few pounds and she wears almost no makeup. She plays a bimbo who is offered up by her pimp boyfriend to assuage an angry boss. She drops to her knees to blow the big guy. Then she gets fucked vag, anal & DP. At least she leaves some clothes on during the scene. Whack Factor: 5

Scene 6 - Krystal & Stacy

Stacy and Krystal both show up at the pool wearing hot bikinis. They drop to their knees to fuck the two boss guys that have around for the bulk of this flic. This is a typical Woodman style stereo scene where both girls do the same thing throughout. Oh how boring. It takes away all of the spontanaety and heat and leaves you with a sense of bad choreography instead. There is some vag, anal, and ATM before the cum shots. Thankfully, this is the last scene. Even Stacy's looks couldn't save this one. Whack Factor: 5

In Conclusion

This is not a good DVD. This is not a good movie. It's not awful, but that's not the yardstick I choose to measure by. With so much good Private fare out there, I can't think of any reason to waste your time on this one. I've read that Private will be using a new director for this line going forward, and I can certainly understand why. Let's hope the next volume sees a change for the better.

Anal Madness

Initial Thoughts: Although I've seen more than my share of them, I'm normaly not that big a fan of compilation titles, however, Private with thier "Private Life Of..." series, puts out in my view the best compilations in the biz, and are making me a fan of compilations, that, and I was fairly happy with another Best by Private disc I saw a while back, so I decided to give this one a try. It's solid, but unspectacular, with Monica Sweetheart and Katsumi leading the cast, and several other top flight ladies, the cast is pretty strong but it's missing a fair number of top Private girls too. There are a few very good scenes, and a couple so so ordeals, the material is as old as 11 years, and only as new as 2 years old, so despite the fact that this was released just a few weeks ago, some will think this material is a bit dated, but it does give a good look throughout the past decade or so of Private's anal scenes. It's only a 2 hour plus compilation, and the extras are lackluster at best, but it's a fair effort and worth a look if you haven't seen much from the catalog.

Technical Considerations: The actual scene specifics vary greatly with all sorts of age and directors placing parameters on thier quality. Generally though it's all on the good side and picture quality and sound are clear and crisp, the editing is occasionally a bit here and there as things jump around sometimes, but the disc is well done. The menu's are well put together and easy to use, although I personally think the font on the text is horrible and while it may not be a big thing, if you have a smaller TV, I imagine it may be difficult to read some of the type.

Condom Usage: None

Scene Breakdown

Scene 1: Monica Sweetheart and Tony De Sergio, Steve Hooper from "Sluts in the Sun"

Duration: 17:24 mins

Position Chronology: Outside on a patio, teasing, interview, stripping, teasing, crawling, she sucks and jerks both guys, doggy vag/BJ, reverse cowgirl vag, spoon vag, Tony fingers her pussy while she sucks Steve, missionary vag/BJ, reverse cowgirl anal/BJ, reverse cowgirl double penetration, ATM/PTM, cowgirl double penetration, ATM, facials.

Scene Thoughts: There may be no hotter thing on earth, than Monica Sweetheart glistening with sweat out in the sun. Monica looks stellar as she teases the two guys in deck chairs. This scene was shot with a home movie kind of feel to it and there are mulitple shots with the camera edging in view to enhance the fact. Monica puts on a great show in this scene, she is super cute and bubbly and is one of the big reasons this disc is worth watching. Chemistry is decent and it's a fun and lighthearted feel to the scene, a decent double facial for Monica and she smiles and relishes the mess as the sun glistens off her body. Hot stuff.

Scene 2: Sarah O'neal and Gabriel Montoya from "Trust No One"

Duration: 12:11 mins

Position Chronology: Solo anal dildoing, solo toy DP, missionary anal, reverse cowgirl anal, doggy anal, solo vag dildo, facial, bj cleanup.

Scene Thoughts: Sarah is one hot Brunette, and she has this very hot kind of sultry attitude to this scene. Good energetic sex, not the greatest of chemistry though, but a pretty good little quicky fuck after Sarah gets caught while she is double penetrating her tight little holes. So So facial.

Scene 3: Patricia Diamond, Kyra and Chocky Ice from " Alpine Sex"

Duration: 18:26 mins

Position Chronology: Out on the slopes, girls stroke him, BJ from Patricia, BJ, from Kyra, stripping, Kyra gets doggy anal, ATOGM from Patricia, doggy anal for Kyra, reverse cowgirl anal for Patricia, ATOGM for Kyra, girls kiss, raised leg missionary anal for Kyra, ATOGM for Patricia, both girls suck his cock, facial for Patricia, BJ cleanup from both girls. girls kiss.

Scene Thoughts: You don't see too many scenes in the snow, and that's sad really, but luckily we have one here, and after some scenic skiing in the alps, the three stop on a big log and decide to take a little break for sex. Much of the scene the girls have atleast part of thier clothes on which is hot, the chemistry and energy are decent but not spectacular, and the facial was pretty meager. Good sites though and both girls were very sexy and put in a decent effort and sealed things with a cum covered kiss.

Scene 4: Channone, Monikat, and Jean Yves Lecastel, Stan from "The Tower"

Duration: 15:10 mins

Position Chronology: BJs, guys get a few quick licks on the girls pussies, Monikat gets it doggy vag on the couch, Channone gets missionary vag, cowgirl vag for Monikat, reverse cowgirl vag for Channone, Channone gets eaten out by Monikat who is getting fucked spoon vag, Channone blows guy, reverse cowgirl anal for Monikat, Channone gets doggy anal, reverse cowgirl double penetration for Monikat, cowgirl DP for Channone while she licks Monikat, Monikat sucks Stan, channone rever cowgirl anal then cowgirl anal, girls share BJ with Channone getting reverse cowgirl anal, Stan cums on Channone's face, Jean Yves facials both girls, BJ cleanup from both girls.

Scene Thoughts: A bit of a blast from the past with this one, but a good scene, Channone is just a sweet looking knockout, and Monikat puts in a strong effort with plenty of energy, they take about 14 seconds to get to know one another before the screwing begins, but that's the beauty of porn, the girls just get down to sucking some schlong. The scene feels kind of like many of those middle nineties half assed porn scenes though, there are times when things are just kind of ho hum, but there are a few moments of some genuine good energy too, and the facials are hotly shot as Channone gets gooed and the girls grovel on some cum covered cock, not a bad scene.

Scene 5: Katsumi and Alex Sanders from "A Woman's Ass is A Beautiful Thing"

Duration: 24:33 mins

Position Chronology: Pink outfit, posing and teasing on the stairs, BJ, kissing, deepthroat, standing doggy anal, doggy anal, sideways anal,reverse cowgirl anal, BJ, face fucking, piledriver anal, missionary anal, piledriver anal, anal gaping, he fingers her ass, he cums in her asshole, she finger feeds herself some cum.

Scene Thoughts: This was a suprisingly hot scene, Katsumi puts on a very hot tease in a very sexy pink vinyl outfit on the stairs, and she slowly walks and crawls up them and then puts on a bit of a display of her flexiblity, her and Alex have pretty good chemistry together, and both work up a bit of a sweat as they fuck each other hard on the couch, good anal action and a good load in Katsumi's ass, this is one of those scenes that start to show off her potential, and considering how great and nasty she can be with a whole group of guys and whatever she gets thrown at her, it was a great showing in a more intimate scene.

Scene 6: Lea De Mae, Jane Darling and Micky Blue, Ramon Nomar from "Snow Sluts"

Duration: 14:35 mins

Position Chronology: Outdoors, kissing, teasing, Jane - Tit play, Lea give head, stripping, kissing, Jane gets titfucked, both girls give head, indoors, girs kiss each others tits, Lea gets missionary vag, girls team up for BJ, PTOGM from Jane, doggy vag for Jane, reverse cowgirl vag for Lea, Jane does PTOGM, side by side doggy anal for both girls, sideways anal for Lea, spoon anal for Jane, each girl gets a facial, the girls kiss and give some post cum head.

Scene Thoughts: This is the first Lea De Mae scene I have seen since her sad and untimely passing, and it still bothers me a bit, but on the plus side of things, this is a fantastic scene to remember her beauty and on screen sexual abilities. Her and Jane look just unbelievable and ultra sexy out on a patio when the action starts, and thier soft sexy bodies are soon exposed and the thier breasts get played with to thier greatest abilities. The energy in this scene is very good, and there is quite a bit of chemistry between the girls and their partners, and thier not afraid to get into it with each other a bit too. Very good facial for Jane, and a good scene.

Scene 7: Janet, Silvia Lancome and Andrea Maranti from "Private Reality 24: Sex Addicts"

Duration: 21:31 mins

Position Chronology: The girls partially strip him, shared blowjob, kissing, tease for the camera, reverse cowgirl vag for Janet, Silvia gets snacked on, Silvia licks Janet's pussy, cowgirl vag for Janet, Silvia rides Andrea's face, standing doggy vag, doggy anal, double stacked girls, doggy anal for both, Leather swing, Janet gets missionary anal in the swing, Silvia eats her out in sixty nine, and does ATOGM. He pulls out and jerks off on Silvia's face and Janet's pussy.

Scene Thoughts: Andrea is a reporter and the girls drag him into this dark kind of dungeon like room, sort of like a torture room, but just another one of those dark sex room deals you see all over European clubs. Anyway, the lighting is dark, the camera work is difficult to tell which girl is getting what at times, but the energy is decent, and the chemistry is not too bad either, although things seem a little too drawn out at times. A pretty good scene though overall with a pretty hot facial for Silvia on top of Janet in the swing.

Scene 8: Dita and David Perry from "Anal Revenge"

Duration: 14:21 mins

Position Chronology: In a bedroom, kissing, breast sucking, he strips her, he licks her ass and gives her finger PTM, she sucks his cock, spoon vag, anal fingering, spoon anal, anal cowgirl, reverse cowgirl anal, ATM, facial, BJ cleanup.

Scene Thoughts: Pretty much a wam, bam, thank you mam, kind of scene here, they come together on the bed, and go right to it, decent chemistry in this one, the energy kind of comes and goes, but a pretty good effort, and Dita is pretty much the idea of a monster titted blonde, good gooey facial to finish off the scene, Dita relishes it and sucks his cock a little post man batter pasting.

Scene 9: Judith Grant and Jean Yves Lecastel from "Profession: Porn Actress"

Duration: 9:07 mins

Position Chronology: Doctor's office, vaginal exam, he fingers her pussy and fingers her ass, missionary anal, he licks and fondles her tits, doggy vag, doggy anal, reverse cowgirl anal, standing doggy vag, titfucking, BJ, she strokes him off all over neck and face.

Scene Thoughts: Judith goes in to the doctor's office and gets an exam before the doc takes things a bit further and shoves his cock up her ass. They move through a lot of positions in a very short amount of time, and there is some stylized editing showing Judith licking her lips during much of the scene that gets rather aggrevating, the scene is pretty much a hump and pump until the man chowder starts flying all over the exam room, and mainly onto Judith's neck. Decent scene but a bit of a weak ending to the disc.

Extra Stuff

Cast: Private biographies for each of the ladies in on the disc

Photobook: Pics from the various scenes

Trailers: "Anal Madness", "The Private Life of Stacy Silver", Private Penthouse Greatest Moments 2", "XXX 7". Castings X 38", "Millionare", "

Other Extras: Production Notes and Private Info

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

As compilations go, this really was a pretty decent disc, but it always gets me a bit when titles are called "Best of" or along those lines, and yeah some of these scenes are pretty good, but thier not a best of anal action from Private, in some cases some of these stars even had better scenes for Private, so in those regards, I am a bit frustrated, but if your looking for some Private style sex, and you like things geared towards anal, this one is pretty good.

Anal Mermaids

Technical Considerations: No real complaints on the technical side, Private used the fuzzy lense approach for parts of this film, and it adds a certain ambience, but the longer shots of the sexual action are not as clear as they could have been because of it. The music is a little loud and occasionally affects the clarity of the acting, which makes a thin plot even harder to get into. Nothing major though.

Condom Usage: None

Scene Breakdown

Scene 1: Victoria Swinger, Lauro De Giotto, Csoky

A gorgeous Victoria enters the room with a decked out attire like a 1930's gangster queen, The crown, a sequenced dress, heels, and black garters. Two guys sitting and smoking in an office call her towards them, and start to get her undressed and look over her with a magnifying glass, literally, the camera has one strapped to it to try and make it POV style, the reasoning is pretty lame, but it makes for some good tease. They find a stamp on her naked ass, and I guess that was her cue to give them a cute look and drop to her knees to suck cock. Victoria is really a sexy girl, and she gives a good performance in the scene, the chemistry is excellent, and she really gets into it during the DP. The guy in her butt pulls out and gives her a facial, while the guy she is riding in her pussy pulls out and sprays her ass with cum. A solid opening scene. Duration: 14:12 mins

Scene 2: Mercedes, Lauro De Giotto

Mercedes is lying naked on a bed and elegantly made up, she has some black lingerie stalkings on, panties and a diamond appearing necklace. For no aparent reason, Lauro enters and they start to fondle before she starts blowing him. Mercedes is just gorgeous here, and the scene has a real energetic charge to it, it borders on having some real passion in it, and the chemistry is decent, Mercedes gets a thorough pussy and anal pounding and she carries her elegant charm through it all, kind of like fucking a princess is her appearance. Lauro titfucks her and cums on her tits to end a nice scene, pretty copious cumshot and mercedes cleans him up afterwards. Duration: 13:58 mins

Scene 3: Dorina, Judy

We see real fishies this time but the naked swimming girl bit is subdued here. It isn't long before these two hotties are all over one another, and they have thier romp in a bathtub. The eroticism is good in this scene, both girls are very beautiful and and smooth with thier movements, both use thier feet on the other's pussy, and we get some sucking and fucking with a pink jelly dildo, but for the most part this is a real showy kind of sensual tease. Neither girl really seems labia hungry, and the mouth to muff contact is minimal at best, it is mostly a scene of groping and touching, with some kissing and the previously mentioned dildo action. Not the best veggie scene in my book. Scene Duration: 13:47 mins

Scene 4: Sintia Stone, Barbara Voice and James Brossman

This one is setup to be in a roller disco kind of atmosphere, and the performers have those stupid 1970's wigs on, that people had thier real hair like in the US especially back in that time period, thank god I didn't live there then. Anyway old James smooth, gets his dick sucked while getting a footjob, and these two cuties seem to dig what he's offering. The chemistry is good here for the most part but I think the girls over act the time period a bit too much. The purple wig is really over the top, but both girls look oddly hot in the getup, and they perform well, they both get a dick in the ass for thier efforts, and they share the slow mo cumshot that gets them both pretty messy. They clean him up well and thier cum covered faces fade to black. Duration: 13:12 mins

Scene 5: Monika Unco and Csoky<

Monika is a cute little ballerina, and she is training when we start out this scene, soon her partner also dressed in tights comes out to aparently just fuck. He gets her top off in no time and she forgets the training and sucks his cock. Out of the scenes so far, this one seems to have the most passion in it, the performers really seem to get on with one another, and that makes the sex more enjoyable to watch. Monika has a beautiful body and she slams back on Csoky throughout the scene, nice energy and at the same time they maintain a level of slow passion. Monika does get it up the butt nicely against the mirror, and gets a meager facial to finish the scene. She gives some hot post cum head to finish the scene. Duration: 17:08

Scene 6: Maya Gold and Zensa Raggi

I've had about all the fish I can stand as the final scene starts with Maya coming down the steps in a long red robe, and going to Zensa who is waiting below. Maya is a great looking woman, and she is another one in this movie who carries kind of an elegant aura around her as she gets fucked, she sucks dick with passion, and just tries to ride Zenza's dick right off as she takes it on the stairs. Maya also is indeed an anal mermaid, and gets drilled in the butt as she gives the camera her regal glance. She gives a handjob bj finish and takes a facial to end. Nice eroticism display from Maya there, hot stuff. Duration: 12:54 mins.

Extra Stuff

Trailers: There is the trailer for this production "Anal Mermaids" as well as trailers for the following 6 Private releases. "Private Reality 28", "Lingerie A GO Go", "Private Life of Jessica May", "Delilah", "Castings X 32", "The Millionare".

Behind the Scenes: 9:30 mins "Making of" reel that includes extra sex.

Photo Gallery: There are 2 photo gallerys, one of production and one more focused on the action in the scenes, both have hardcore and other pictures in them. Around 60 or so pictures combined.

Cast Biography and Liner Notes: There is a biography with info and private film and mag info for each girl in the film, and a few pages of liner notes which is basically a background on the film and what it is about.

In The End

Private went for more of a sensual and erotic all sex disc here with themes and locations, and for the most part it worked, I think the sex was pretty well done with nice chemistry and passion. I do think there was far too much time wasted with the swimming girls and effects, either add length to the sex scenes, or better yet do what Private does best, and make a decent storty to fill those gaps. I don't care for ambient filler in porn, and there was a lot of that here, no story and it did nothing to help the scene, so I could do with out it, but some may like the dead space for whatever reason

Delilah

It’s a story that’s been around for thousands of years. Samson and Delilah. Big strong guy who’s unbeatable until little woman Delilah comes along. Of course, in the old Biblical version, Samson wasn’t the head of a huge virtual reality company, and Delilah wasn’t a VR construct. Then again, with Michael Raven behind the camera, things rarely follow the usual formula.

Teanna starts things out sitting back in a chair and taking care of herself. She starts out naturally, and then adds a jackrabbit to the mix. She picks up speed gradually as the scene goes on, and finally ‘cums’ before the scene ends.

This is an okay scene. I like the camera work, which brings in some very nice angles, but sadly that’s the best thing about the scene. Teanna mugs the camera mercilessly, which on paper I can see working to start out a virtual reality movie. Unfortunately, it didn’t work here and often annoyed me. The scene also seemed very long and dragged on quite a bit.

British tart Ashley starts out the first full scene letting Joey warm her up with his tongue. She reciprocates with a bit of cocksucking before letting Joey take her from behind. She eagerly moves on with a bit of anal missionary before letting Joey pop on her pussy.

This is a very average scene. The camera work didn’t impress me as much here, as it seemed to have a few too many close-ups throughout the scene. The scene also felt very long by only having a couple positions, and the dubbing of the performers killed what little chemistry was left. Ashley always turns in an energetic fuck, and that’s the main thing which helped this scene barely eke it out to an average level.

Steven starts out the third scene sitting back in a chair and letting Kaylani work his cock into her throat. He rewards her with a little tonguing from behind before fucking her doggie style. They keep it moving with a bit of cowgirl and missionary before Steven pops on Kaylani’s great natural tits.

This is a pretty decent scene. The camera work seemed much better balanced and you could get a decent feel for the chemistry despite the horrible dubbing. Kaylani and Steven also put out some decent energy to help this one out. This is an okay scene.

Jay starts out the next scene eating Aurora from behind, pulling her hair, and spanking her ass. She reciprocates with some knob gobbling and plenty of throat action before going directly to the reverse cowgirl anal. Jay also stretches out Aurora’s sphincter doggie style before popping on her gaping ass and then fucking it in.

This is a pretty hot scene, and probably the best in the movie. You can tell that Aurora and Jay are into each other, and they both put some very good energy into the scene. They’re obviously enjoying themselves, and it helps the scene end up well above average.

Fallon looks a bit lonely as the penultimate scene begins, and passes the time diddling herself until John arrives. She kisses him before moving right down to suck his cock, and then lets him go right to fucking her doggie style. Fallon also gets in a little cowgirl ride and a bit of missionary work before stroking John to a facial.

This is a nice scene. There’s good chemistry and energy, and it helps the scene move along nicely. There isn’t anything really special about the scene, but there’s something likeable about it. This one ends up pretty good.

Kaylani returns to take on Dale in the final scene. She sucks his cock before letting Dale fuck her from behind in a few locations. Kaylani also takes a cowgirl ride and then finishes things up with a facial.

This is a pretty good scene. Kaylani and Dale put some nice energy into the scene, and also seem to have some decent chemistry. Unfortunately, the first position seems to go on forever, and holds back the entire scene because of it.

Delilah is an okay movie that continues to show that Michael Raven has a lot more working between his ears than a lot of adult directors out there. Taking Samson and Delilah into the virtual realm is a neat idea, and his using an interview framework looking back on it sets up the scenes nicely while keeping things simple. Unfortunately, there was a lot to hold the movie back for me. The camera work keeps a nice balance of close-ups and distance shots, but it almost seems afraid of the guys. I’m not asking for slow sweeping close-ups of the guys, but this is a couples movie. With couples movies, by their very definition, roughly half of the viewers are women. Most of the women I’ve talked to who watch porn with their man enjoy fantasizing about the guys just as much as the guys enjoy fantasizing about the women. It even hurts things for me as a guy because with the way the guys were kept out of the shots I had a hard time getting a feel for a lot of the chemistry in the movie at times. This didn’t interfere with my enjoyment of the movie as much as dubbing English over English speaking performers, but it definitely didn’t help it. Delilah has a great idea behind it and continues the line of classic tales Michael Raven’s creatively re-envisioned. Sadly, Private’s style gutted most of the emotion out of the movie (which seems kind of ironic with movie being about virtual reality).

The Extra Stuff

The blooper reel lasts about three and a quarter minutes. Most of it is filled with Dale DaBone flubbing his lines, although a few other cast members also show up. It’s not an overly impressive or amusing blooper reel.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about five and a half minutes. There’s plenty of the photo shoot included here, as well as a little fun on the set. Unlike the behind the scenes featurettes in most of his movies, Michael Raven barely even makes an appearance in this one. There’s some okay shots in the featurette, but overall it just doesn’t feel like much and seems incredibly forgettable.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, toys, anal, interracial, rimming (male > female), and cream pie

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

Good Things Cum In 3's

The Private XXX series contains scenes from different directors of a vignette style. Regardless of the theme or genre, any movie with Lucy Lee, the Czech version, is worth a peep as she is one of my favorites. Plus, this will be my first exposure to Terri Summers, of recent Ass Worship 8 fame, though I am disappointed she isn’t sporting the long black hair as depicted in her ADT avatar but rather short curly brown hair in her scene. Terri still looks great though.

Scene 1: “Cooking & Fucking”
Director: Jalif
Cast: Terri Summers with Andrea Moranti & Ramon Nomar
[anal, DP, facials]
To fit the theme, one of the male studs wears a really strange apron with fake tits protruding and a hole for his cock to poke through. Terri has a great body and the guys fuck her holes inside and outside the house with the highlight being the DP in cowgirl position. The scene ended rather strangely as she dons a motorcycle helmet with the visor open for the guys to cum on her face. They then close the visor and pour bottled water over the helmet. What fetish is this? Anyway, this was an average scene that I rate 2 ½ out of 5.

Scene 2: “Sin Farm”
Director: Frank Thring
Cast: Christin & Tia with George Uhl
[anal for Tia only, facial]
The two girls join George inside a farmhouse. After some perfunctory BJ action we jump right into the anal proceedings in standing doggie for Tia as Christin rubs her own pussy. And the scene suddenly ends 10 minutes in with George jerking himself onto their open mouths. Huh? Where was the rest of the scene? 1 out of 5.

Scene 3: “Mountain Sperm Storm”
Director: Little Al
Cast: Angelika Wild with Andrea Moranti & Roberto Chivas
[anal, DP, facials]
Angelika and Roberto are mountain biking when they encounter a naked Andrea in a meditative pose. Naturally, the sex starts shortly thereafter. The anal takes place in doggie and mish as the guys get at that ass pretty hard and it continues onto DP in both cowgirl positions. Angelika performs some post-head clean-up after they jerk themselves onto her open mouth. Average scene that I rate a 2 ½.

Scene 4: “Boutique Bonk”
Director: Mandala Studio
Cast: Ana Alonso with Bryan & Paco Roca
[anal, DP]
The two guys happen upon a clothing boutique that is manned by Ana, who sports a nice firm set of fake tits. They undress and get freaky in the store. The action was below average as there was no chemistry and Ana is not one of the better performers. 1 ½ out of 5.

Scene 5: “Army Sex Camp”
Director: Steve Drakos
Cast: Lucy Lee with Neeo & Rudy
[anal, DP, facials]
Lucy forces the two soldiers to perform push-ups before having her way with them. But the tide shifts as these guys fuck her nice and hard. Lucy is her usual energetic self as she handles these studs and all they can give her. The highlight was the DP in cowgirl as the guys were getting deep into her holes. It’s too bad this scene was only 15 minutes as this was by far and away the best of the vignettes. 4 out of 5.

Scene 6: “Brazilian Caralhos”
Director: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Cast: Sandy Rio with Franco Roccaforte & Kid Jamaica
[anal, DP, facials]
Sandy is a hot little Brazilian chica with a nice brown skin tone. The guys happen to wander by her room as she is masturbating and welcome themselves inside. Sandy is willing and she takes on the huge tools these guys are packing. The highlight was the doggie DP and it was hot as hell as the camera didn’t miss an angle. I’ll have to be on the lookout for Sandy in the future. 4 ½ out of 5.

Extra scene:
The extra scene lasts 11 minutes and it stars Karla Romano and James in a stylized vignette directed by Tony Ward. Karla chats up James, the bartender, and they retreat someplace to have sex. There is a music track that dominates the audio until the sex action starts. As for the sex action, it was okay but nothing special. There was anal in RCG and some squirting when Karla was fingered hard in her pussy.

Island Fever

Over the years, Private have seemingly stuck with the same directors which in the end delivered a great deal of features with the same overall feeling. Adamo is undoubtably a good director, with a great eye for beautiful women, however the sex has always lacked. Before his migration to Hustler, Woodman had also very good quality showings. After a while though, it felt like we were seeing the same thing from Private over and over.

New Private director Tom Herald takes control of this feature. And even though it isnt the best porn film ever, it is a breath of fresh air that Private so desperately needed. There are some new concepts here, that have been seen rarely from Private, such as guys coming inside the actress, or the woman masturbating after the guy has done his thing!

Anyway basics aside, I really enjoyed Island Fever. The women were beautiful and the sex was very good. The location also added some heat (in both senses of the word). Hopefully Private will see that variety is sometimes better than churning out the same thing over and over, even if it is successful, as it becomes stale real quick.

Lady of the Rings 1

I have always been a fan of the parody genre of porn. Not only do I like to have a good laugh during sex, but it is also handy to have a few parody tapes in your porn collection to minimise embarrassing discoveries of your porn stash. You see, I learnt early to always put the porn parodies on top of my stash so that if my mother or someone else happened across the stash, I can laugh nervously and say it is a simple light-hearted sex comedy take-off of my favourite movie/tv show/book which I had to buy out of curiosity. I could then quickly shut the sock draw and change the subject. You can’t do that with a title like “Cumfart Cocktails” or “One in the Pink and One in the Stink”.

“Lady of the Rings” now sits proudly on the top of my porn stash. In fact, I love it so much I might even move it into the lounge room and stack it next to my extended edition LOTR dvds (between the polystone Argonath bookends).

The movie starts with weird, seizure-inducing, pulsating graphics and a distorted male voice-over. Apparently, some bad dude has made a set of special rings (6 for the kings of men, 5 for the elf lords, 3 for the gnomes, and 2 for the troll kings). There is, as always, one controlling ring which the bad dude has misplaced during one of the flashback battles. A Hibbit named Dildo found the ring and has passed it on to her niece Sodo (played by Hungarian hottie Lara Stevens).

The exposition of the prologue out of the way, the film proper begins with footage of the beautiful New Zealand countryside shot from a helicopter. You may have seen some of these very same locations in a certain small New Zealand production in recent years. We see the wizard Bindolf (played by the movie’s director, Frank Thring) walking up a hill high above the ocean on the New Zealand coast. He motions towards the small town of Hibbiton – his destination. Suddenly, through the magic of cinema, we are in a quaint village in rural Hungary – the locale for Hibbiton.

We see the young Hibbit Sammie Gargee (Johanna) kissing some guy when she is interrupted by her mistress Sodo (Lara Stevens). It turns out it is May Day; the day when all Hibbits are expected to fuck like jackrabbits. And that is exactly what they do. Bindolf later remarks: “the Hibbits are the horniest race in Outer Earth”. Sodo agrees that the Hibbits are, indeed, “uninhibited”.

I have to say that Sodo and Sammie’s costumes are very hot. They both wear see-through black tights with little furry boots, frilly white shirts and little vests with lacing up the front. Even when they are not fucking they are a real turn-on to look at.

Sodo gives Sammie permission to go forth and enjoy herself. Sodo adds:
“But stop your fucking by suppertime! … Get fucked plenty and we will feast tonight.” [priceless!]

Scene 1 – Johanna, Christin, Tia and Clark, Alex and Ricardo Bell
Christin and Tia, two Hungarian girls, play Hibbits and are first seen sucking off three Hibbit men outdoors on a little wooden bridge. Christin is a cute brunette with cool tongue and face piercings. Tia is a cute blonde. The three studs are the usual Private suspects – underfed, shaven-headed, unsmiling youths that look like AWOL Russian conscripts.
Sammie (Johanna) is a hot-bodied brunette. Now I thought that she must have been an English actress because of her command of the language [unless it was the best dubbing that Private has ever done!]. However, she is Hungarian and appears in the Eurobabe Index as “Vanessa Hill”. I will definitely be looking for more of her work.
Sammie (Johanna) takes on two of the Hibbit studs for tag-team cock-sucking on the wooden bridge. This effectively leaves poor Tia masturbating on her own whilst Christin continues to suck the other dude.
Sammie (Johanna) has an excellent anal scene here leading to a great DP. This is a highlight of the film.
A word about the music here – it is great and adds to the idyllic, carefree, atmosphere of the little Hibbit village.
Christin and Tia do a tandem blowjob until the guy cums on both their mouths. No other penetration for either girl here, but Sammie (Johanna) looks great getting DP’d over their shoulders.
Johanna takes two good facials.
Excellent scene.

Scene 2 – Lara Stevens and Lauro Giotto
This scene is inter-cut with the first scene.
Sodo (Lara Stevens) is herself propositioned by a male Hibbit and, being a lady and respectful of hibbit customs and festivals, she agrees to a quickie. Lara Stevens is another hot brunette with large breasts and wonderful meaty pussy lips that I could imagine sucking on for hours on end. She is soon sucking the guy’s cock in what looks like the town square of a little picture postcard deserted Hungarian village. There is a little bit of tit-fucking which serves to highlight the gold ring on a chain around Sodo’s neck. Lara has a habit of saying “Oh yeah, oh yeah” in a thick Hungarian accent in her scenes – I love it! For the rest of her dialogue Lara’s voice is dubbed.
Lara gets a great anal doggy on an outdoor stone staircase – there is even a few seconds of gaping.
There is no cumshot to end this scene, which is disappointing.

Bindolf appears at Sodo’s house later that night. He warns Sodo about the ring of power around her neck and tells her that it must be destroyed in the volcano of Chaos in Scardor. Whilst they are asleep they are visited by a “Ring Demon” whom Bindolf drives away – things are suddenly getting serious here!

We then see Bindolf and Sodo wandering the countryside. Bindolf tells Sodo to meet a person named “Striker” at the “Black Pony” tavern.

Scene 3 – Saana and Kevin Solo
At the tavern Sodo and Sammie meet “Striker”, who is actually the tall, blonde, Finnish Valkyrie warrior Dannathorn (Saana). Saana is striking in this scene – she is wearing a silver metal bra, black panties, a belt to which a large silver sword is attached and thigh-high black boots. She has brown eyes and long fair blonde hair almost down to her ass. In the BTS Frank Thring refers to her as “Katrina Highkick”. Striker (Saana) thinks the Hibbits are attracting too much attention so she sends them away for a while and creates a distraction by announcing to the tavern that she needs a beer and a man that can fuck like a real stud [where is this bar?]. In one of the funniest deliveries of dialogue I have seen in a porn movie, Kevin Solo, a dark Antonio Banderas type says: “What about me beeeetch – I fuck real good!”. He does too!
Saana sucks and fucks this guy in the tavern in front of the other drinkers. Saana has a very hot and nasty grin on her face as she sucks cock in this scene. She has the word “Angel” tattooed on her stomach, and throughout this scene the guy keeps saying “my Angel”. There is missionary fucking on the table, then reverse cowgirl, and finally anal doggy. Saana jerks the guy off into her face with a Sharapova double-handed grip.
Excellent scene.

More lovely scenes of New Zealand follow. The Hibbits and Striker meet up with Bindolf at a castle. He introduces them to Prince Darrian (George Uhl), the Lord of the Fairies (and Elfs), and Lord Madrigal (Chuck Loads), Striker’s true love. Striker kisses Lord Madrigal’s hand – you know who wears the pants in that relationship! Bindolf also introduces the Hibbits to two warriors who are also to join the fellowship – Thyicides of Lesbos (Sylvia Saint) and Dimli the Amazon (Simony Diamond). Thyicides (Sylvia) is gorgeous and looks like the Greek Goddess Artemis with white toga, thigh-high white boots and golden bow – her race only fuck women and live for a thousand years. Dimli (Simony) has a cool leather studded strap bra with her nipples exposed, wears camouflaged canvas boots, and carries a bloody big axe. Now this is the first time I have seen Simony. She is notable to me as the girl whom JY Le Castel described in a recent Adult DVD Talk thread as having a “civil servant” attitude. Well, I for one don’t mind if she wears brown corduroy trousers and a coffee=stained cardigan – she looks great to me taking it in the ass and that is all that matters!

Scene 4 – Lara Stevens and George Uhl
We find the two Hibbits alone in a grand castle room. Sodo is masturbating and wearing nothing but her vest, furry boots, and the ring of power. She complains to Sammie that the evil power of the ring is preventing her from reaching orgasm. Sammie offers the use of a dildo, but at that moment the Lord of the Fairies materialises (through the walls) to offer his cock to the frustrated Sodo. Sammie leaves the room. Some kissing, pussy-licking and finger-banging ensues. The doggy position is particularly great as it shows Lara’s meaty pussy lips to full advantage. The reverse cowgirl anal is even better, though, as Lara’s magnificent breasts bounce up and down. Lara also raises her legs high and straight, pointing her toes to the ceiling, which looks simply spectacular. I am really beginning to love Frank Thring as a director. There is then missionary anal, which provides yet another great bouncing titties shot. The Lord of the Fairies’ poofy green slippers are a bit of a worry though in this scene. Lara finishes him off by jerking him into her mouth. This guy produces a huge amount of cum – most of which goes wasted over Lara’s shoulder. A lot of cum, however, still ends up on Lara’s face (and particularly in her right eye! These Private girls, however, are made of stern stuff, and Lara does not even blink – she turns and looks wide-eyed and smiling nastily into the camera.
Excellent scene.

Scene 5 – Saana and Chuck Loads
This scene is inter-cut with scene 4.
Lord Madrigal says he cannot marry Striker because she is not of royal blood. They fuck nevertheless on an outdoor walkway with stone columns.
Now this Chuck Loads is English and he looks disturbingly like Crown Prince Frederick of Denmark [I wonder if Princess Mary knows he is frolicking with some Finnish Strumpet?]. I don’t mind so long as he keeps his cock hard and does not stand between the girl and the camera – I think he’ll do as a porn stud. There is a blowjob, great doggy, standing fuck (Saana is very tall!) and reverse cowgirl.
Another great scene. Saana looks great taking a facial. Once again, most of the cum gets in the girl’s right eye [Do these girls get danger pay?] These Private girls will smile through anything – they fuck as though the very whip hand of their master was behind them!

More majestic scenery of New Zealand in soft focus follows. There is a great scene shot from a helicopter of Sylvia Saint advance scouting across a mountain range – she is much cuter than Orlando Bloom [although come to think of it, the bastard would probably also look cute in a little toga and thigh-high high-heeled boots]. Some groovy lightening special effects lead to the next scene.

Scene 6 – Liliane Tiger, Valentina Velasquez and Jay Lassiter
Semmenman (Jay Lassiter) is Bindolf’s wizard boss who is under the control of the “Evil One”. This guy overacts more than Christopher Lee. He is all sweaty and mad-eyed, and practically frothing at the mouth as he rants about acquiring wealth and power by a plan to torture Bindolf to find the ring. He interrupts blonde Czech actress Liliane Tiger whilst she is torturing a tied up brunette Valentina Velasquez (yet another Hungarian hottie). The two girls stare intently at him as he rants, as if he is saying something of great interest to them. Next thing these two hot girls are sucking his cock – what more power do you need, man!!
He fucks Liliane in the missionary position. She looks really great in this scene and her vocals are very sexy. Liliane is wearing a dominatrix outfit consisting of thigh-high black leather boots, a leather neck collar, and a black and red bra (with exposed breasts) and panties. He then fucks Valentina in cowgirl whilst licking her tits.
The music is a creepy, haunted house-type soundtrack with the sounds of screaming girls in the background, giving the scene a great vibe.
Liliane gets fucked in reverse cowgirl anal, moaning loudly throughout. Her genital piercings look great in this position. Valentina then gets an anal doggy, whilst Liliane rubs Valentina’s pussy and occasionally spits on Jay’s cock. Jay cums deep inside Liliane’s mouth and she then drops her head so that the cum drips down into Valentina’s waiting mouth.
Another top notch scene.

Scene 7 – Sylvia Saint, Simony Diamond, Gina B and a couple of guys in rubber masks.
A pair of Darcs (guys in black with strange reptilian rubber masks) attack Sylvia Saint and Simony Diamond in a forest clearing. Although the girls put up a bit of a fight, Simony is knocked unconscious and Sylvia is subdued. The Darcs announce that they are going to both fuck and kill the two girls, although they can’t agree as to the order in which to do it. Sylvia announces that she only knows how to fuck women. The Darcs call upon a nearby female creature of some description (Gina B, a Hungarian girl with bald-head make-up on and fake facial moles and missing teeth) to fuck Sylvia. Poor Simony, being unconscious, has no say in the matter and so must fuck the two Darcs [as with all civil servants, you are never around when the nasty jobs are delegated].
Gina B licks Sylvia’s pussy and attacks it with a large bizarre-looking black rubber dildo with a big tear-shaped head on it. It is good to see Sylvia back in porn – even if only in soft lesbian stuff. She looks good in her white thigh-high boots, little white corset and silver cape.
Simony sucks the two Darcs’ cocks, alternating between them. Simony performs anal in the spoon position whilst sucking cock. Kudos go to the two guys in the rubber Darc masks who stayed hard the whole scene despite the fact they must have been hot and would not have been able to see the incredibly sexy girl they were fucking. Simony moves to a reverse cowgirl anal, followed by an excellent DP. This is a really hot DP with Simony looking straight into the mask of one of the Darcs and then straight into the camera. The first Darc dumps his load on her tongue whilst the second takes a while to jerk off across her mouth. That was definitely a super-efficient private sector fuck!
Sylvia attacks Gina B’s pussy with a glass dagger-shaped dildo.

A gruesome blood-spilling scene follows when Saana arrives on the scene too late to participate in the sex. Simony is nowhere to be seen during this little fracas – maybe she was on a smoko break.

The saga is to be continued in “Lady of the Rings Part 2”. The BTS indicates that the next dvd will be packed with more Darc fucking, and a strange little green man also gets to fuck a Hibbit.

Lady of the Rings 2

The opening sequence is a short visual recap of the erotic events in “Lady of the Rings, Part 1”. We see lovely soft-focus footage of strangely familiar New Zealand landscapes, and then a collection of short scenes from the first movie. There is a voiceover from the same bird that usually pops up doing the English voiceovers in Private trailers and BTS segments. She starts off providing an informative exposition of the story so far, but her narrative suddenly degenerates into some of the most lurid, graphic, dirty-talking that I have ever heard uttered by a lady - excellent stuff!!! I wish Cate Blanchett had also regaled us with such a saucy turn of phrase in her prologues as “hot tight asses and dripping cunts taking cock after cock … riding the cocks of their enemies and swallowing the fruits of their balls”.

We then see our heroines Sodo (Lara Stevens) and Sammie (Johanna) walking through a mountain pass. Sammie has a feeling that they are being following. A hissing voice in the background indicates to the viewer that the two Hibbits are indeed being followed by someone with evil designs on that ring around Sodo’s neck.

Scene 1: Simony Diamond, Saana, Mike Foster

We find ourselves in King Dagobert’s (Mike Foster’s) castle. Dannathorn (Saana) and Dimli (Simony Diamond) must force their way past the palace guards to see the King, who is in a trance-like state under the effect of a spell cast by the evil wizard Semmenman (Jay Lassiter).

Now, I must say something here about the palace cleaning staff. They really deserve a rocket up the ass for the state of the King and his throne, which are both covered in cobwebs. That is simply not good enough, and the lack of basic cleanliness here detracts from the heat of the ensuing scene [particularly as the King is uncircumcised, and must have sustained an horrendous build-up of smegma in the weeks or months that must have passed without him being bathed].

The two girls decide to combine their Valkyrie and Amazon ‘magic’ to break Semmenman’s spell over the King. The girls’ magic involves giving the King a good old fashioned blow-job.

This is quite a tame scene by Private’s standards, with it essentially being a close-up of the two girls’ faces whilst they take turns sucking a cock. The girls remain fully clothed.
Saana jerks the King off until he cums on Simony’s tongue.

Not surprisingly, after being sucked off by two gorgeous girls the King snaps out of his trance.

Bindolf (Director, Frank Thring) arrives at the palace and announces that he is no longer “Bindolf the Beige”, but should now be addressed as “Bindolf the White”. Bindolf tells Dannathorn and Dimli about his imprisonment at the hands of Semmenman.

Scene 2: Liliane Tiger, Vyona, Frank Thring and Jay Lassiter

Now this is where it comes in very handy being a Private director – you can get your cock sucked by a gorgeous Hungarian newcomer (Vyona) and then get to cum on Liliane Tiger’s fabulous tits.

Firstly, dominatrix Liliane Tiger gives Bindolf a lengthy handjob (initially through his white cloak and then au naturel) whilst he is chained up in Semmenman’s dungeon and is powerless to prevent this appalling ‘torture’. She then violently forces the apparently reluctant head of young Vyona on to Frank’s thring. Vyona, a cute girl with long brown hair, sucks away frantically on the director’s knob, with lots of deep throating. Vyona is fully nude in this scene. Liliane is still in the same dominatrix gear that she was wearing in the first movie.

Now, porn fans, it is my duty to warn you that this is not a particularly aesthetically-pleasing scene. Frank Thring is not some 18-year old tanned, hard-bodied, viagra-gulping porn stud, after all. I do accept, however, that this scene is important in the context of the story, and so I won’t dwell on the horror of it all.

Bindolf screams in agony as if all the attention on his cock by two young cuties is killing him. Bindolf breaks free of his chains and, quite understandably in the circumstances, the first thing he wants to do with his free hand is jerk off! He finally cums on the breasts of Liliane Tiger with a pretty fair old pop [this guy shows promise, maybe in a few more years he will give Manuel Ferrara a run for his money!]. This last bit, however, was not very well shot, as Liliane’s lovely face was not in the frame whilst Frank Thring was jerking off on her tits – perhaps another reason why Frank should have been on the other side of the camera for this scene.

Semmenman (Jay Lassiter) suddenly appears on the scene to fuck Vyona’s ass. A spirited anal doggy ensues on a stone staircase. It moves into reverse cowgirl anal. The scene then ends disappointingly quickly with a small cumshot to Vyona’s mouth.

There is then a very cheesy but fun late 1970’s style special effects duel between Bindolf and Semmenman. The two wizards stand a few feet apart and hurl lightening bolts and coloured balls of light at one another.

Bindolf is triumphant!

We then move to Sodo and Sammie being ambushed on a mountain path by two Darcs. When the Darcs realise that they have captured a pair of female Hibbits, a race whose notoriety for constant fucking and sucking has travelled far and wide [and is no doubt inscribed on the door of every toilet cubicle in Outer Earth], they can’t help but want to try a taste of Hibbit tail for themselves.

Scene 3: Lara Stevens, Johanna and two dudes in rubber masks

After two less-than noteworthy scenes, expectations are high as Lara Stevens and Johanna finally get their turn at bat in Part 2.

Lara sucks a mean cock here as Johanna gets her pussy licked and finger-banged. This is a very well-filmed scene, with excellent composition to get all four actors in the shot for almost all of the scene without compromising any of the sex action. The location is also great, with a groovy phallic rock outcrop in the background. Johanna gets fucked in cowgirl whilst Lara gets fucked in standing doggy. Both girls are then fucked in anal standing doggy whilst standing side-by-side and leaning against a large boulder. Both girls are then fucked, again side-by-side, in reverse cowgirl anal, with a great shot of a sword embedded in the earth in the foreground.

This is probably my favourite scene of the two movies. The two girls look great in just their little vests, with their large breasts bouncing up and down and their ponytails flicking from side to side.

Lara jerks her Darc off with a substantial cumshot into her mouth. After some delay, and an unsuccessful attempt by Johanna to jerk her Darc off, the second Darc jerks himself off into Johanna’s mouth.

Once again, after the sex is finished, the Darcs make disappointingly idle threats – this time about getting an entire regiment of Darcs to gangbang the two Hibbits. The two Hibbits are then tied up and left to devise a method of escape.

Meanwhile, the castle where Bindolf, Dannathorn, Dimli and Thyicides (Sylvia Saint) are holed up is currently under siege by the forces of “the dark one”. Simony Diamond is beautifully bouncy as she runs up the stone stairs to sound the warning.

Sure enough, within no time, Sodo and Sammie are freed by a strange little green man named Smeggool (Matt Bird) who promises to guide them into Scardor.

The battle is in full swing at the castle. The two mighty armies collide in brutal combat to decide the fate of Outer Earth. I think we see about eight men in total in any one shot! There is a good little scuffle on the stone steps of the castle as our heroines Dannathorn, Dimli and Thyicides despatch their enemies with great skill.

As we see Smeggool off to the side eating something disgusting (which looks like a piece of cooked smoked cod to me), Sodo explains to Sammie that Smeggool was once a Hibbit like them but became a ring-bearer and was corrupted by the evil of the ring. Smeggool threatens to steal the ring off Sodo. Brave Sammie intervenes to give her mistress time to dispose of the ring by promising to give Smeggool the ring if he fucks her first. Sammie seduces Smeggool by exposing her lovely full breasts and reminding Smeggool of what a Hibbit girl tastes like. Sodo makes a dash for the volcano as Sammie works on creating her own little eruption.

Scene 4: Johanna and Matt Bird

The make-up people certainly did a very good job of body-painting the Smeggool character. He is painted head to toe (except for the cock and balls) with green scales. Although Matt Bird is very muscular, he is also very short and so he is quite convincing as a wasted and dissipated Hibbit.

Sammie fucks Smeggool on the grass in a little clearing. The loud and constant background noise of crickets tends to grate as this scene progresses. Johanna sucks cock for a while, and then lets the little green man go wild on her in the doggy position. He addresses her peachy ass in the spoon position. They then move to reverse cowgirl anal. He cums in Johanna’s mouth.

A pretty good scene apart from the annoying background sounds.

Back at the castle once more, after our heroes think that they have vanquished all of the baddies, a funny-looking bloke in an absurdly large helmet rides through the gate on horseback. A brief sword fight ensues between this baddie and Dannathorn before the good guys are victorious once again [warning: this bit is not for the squeamish].

Sodo reaches the volcano but hesitates at destroying the ring, despite its negative effects on her ability to masturbate. She lingers at the volcano rim too long, as Smeggool (balls freshly drained and mentally alert) arrives and starts wrestling with her. Smeggool and the ring both end up in the fires of the volcano.

Back at the castle the festivities are in full swing. Sodo is going to marry Prince Darrian (George Uhl), the Lord of the Fairies (and Elfs) [personally, I can’t see the marriage lasting]. Sammie is to become the Mayoress of Hibbitown. Dannathorn is to marry her true love Lord Madrigal (Chuck Loads). A full-on orgy then ensues amongst our heroes in a room of the castle strewn with plush pillows and blankets.

Scene 5: Lara Stevens, Johanna, Saana, Sylvia Saint, Simony Diamond, George Uhl and Chuck Loads

Simony Diamond and Sylvia Saint engage in a lesbian encounter off to the side of the action. Simony looks very beautiful. The more I see of Simony the more I like her. She has an incredibly beautiful face (one of the best in porn), and a wonderfully perfect, curvy, woman’s body. It is a pity that Simony never got a one-on-one boy-girl scene in this movie – she looks absolutely smoking in this scene.

Lara Stevens and Saana suck off their respective husbands-to-be, whilst Johanna lies between the two men as they take turns finger-banging her. Johanna and Lara both suck the Lord of the Fairies. Johanna then helps Saana suck Chuck Loads. Sylvia Saint and Simony Diamond take turns licking pussy. Lara is fucked in reverse cowgirl whilst Saana is fucked doggy style.

Simony attacks Sylvia’s pussy with yet another strange, coral-shaped, dildo [no doubt part of the Private adult toy range]. I am not a fan of lesbian scenes, but Simony and Sylvia maintained my attention throughout in this scene.

Chuck loads fucks Johanna in doggy whilst Saana engages in PTOGM. The Lord of the Fairies fucks Lara in spoon anal. Chuck Loads then fucks Johanna in spoon anal whilst tightly holding Johanna by the ponytail – very hot!! A great cumshot ensues over Johanna and Saana’s faces. The Lord of the Fairies also unloads another top notch cumshot over Lara’s face.

An excellent scene to end the series with!!

But then, what’s this? The story continues. Just like the film it parodies, this film has too many bloody endings!

They go and fuck the whole thing up with a ludicrous ‘Pamela Ewing dream sequence whilst Bobby was in the shower’ storyline. We are in modern day Hungary and Saana is telling her boyfriend (George Uhl) about her vivid dream of wizards, Darcs and Hibbits. It was apparently the cheese she ate the night before for dinner that had brought on the dream! This appears to be just a poor excuse to add a typical Private semi-public sex scene into the mix.

Scene 6: Saana, George Uhl and some creepy passing peeping-tom pervert

This scene is set on top of some kind of tourist look-out on a hill over-looking an un-identified Hungarian town. It is a pretty good scene on its own, but it is terribly out of place in the context of the movie.

Saana is wearing a little pink dress. She sucks off her boyfriend whilst a creepy man in the bushes nearby watches them and masturbates. Saana gets fucked in standing doggy whilst leaning over the look-out’s railing. They move into reverse cowgirl. Saana motions the creepy wood-dwelling pervert over and she gives him a blow job. Saana is fucked in the anal spoon position by the pervert [her character obviously isn’t very discriminating in whom she allows access to her ass]. There is then a pretty good DP. There is then an endless jerk session in desperate need of attention by the editor before a cumshot to Saana’s mouth. The second cumshot to Saana’s mouth is much better edited.

A good sex scene.

I must take the liberty of suggesting an alternate ending here – perhaps for the extended edition director’s cut. In my view, the final scene should have been set in the drawing room of a large mansion (like so many Private scenes are). Saana should have been dressed in twead jacket and skirt, with her hair pulled back into a bun and wearing spectacles. She should have been reading extracts from her book, “Lady of the Rings”, to a group of four men, similarly dressed like university professor types with spectacles. One of the men (Frank Thring?) should have stood up and loudly declared “Not another book about fucking fairies”, and then stormed out of the room. Saana would then be shown downcast, but she would slowly look up and see the other three professors with cocks out and madly stroking away. Saana’s book has had the intended result! A typical Private mini-gangbang ensues. End of story. Just a suggestion.

Final Thoughts

Whilst not as good as Part 1, this dvd does have its moments. It had a very slow start and a very disappointing ending, but an excellent middle. The moral of the story appears to be to steer clear of Hungarian cheese – it has apparent hallucinogenic properties.

You have to hand it to Private – they do go that extra mile in making their films. Flying Silvia Saint to the top of a New Zealand mountain for a few seconds of footage is certainly something different in a porn movie!

Please keep making this kind of feature, Private.

Masturbatrix

Synopsis
With the fetish machine title you can find a lot of fantasy and leather being the ones in the cover the coolest ones, (I miss the ones in the Fashionistas show in Vegas, specially the one of the white bride) the sex in this title is not the hardest or the most, impressive but is not bad and keep you awake at the very least.....

Scene 1- Kathy Anderson, Kathy Blue, Vyona
After a visit to the Psycologist, Silvia, (Kitty Sixx) is back to business, her business, her face resembles the one of a legaly blonde that I know, while she masturbates, she imagine this weird, but cool scenario with three girls and a guy as a patient, the nurses are the two Kathys, whose outfits, are the ones on the cover, a red leahter dress and a blue one, the third girl, Vyona, doesn't have one, not sure is another patient or what, but she can suck dick for sure, so the other two, they fuck all they can, with only one guy. Being Vyona the first one to take it in the ass in mish, then Kathy Blue, in doggy, and Kathy gets her share of ass rimming, after a few, he cum to an end with a pop in their lovely mouths, the three do postcum clean up.

Scene 2- Kathy Anderson
She keeps doing herself and then the second scene pops up, with Kathy as a bride and two grooms, you silly princess, she takes good care of the boys, of course she can handle them, she pours champagne on their dicks and suck them for a toss, they don't forget the cake, neither to fuck her ass, she is then DP to celebrate their happiness, both of them cum in her mouth.

Scene 3- Honey Winter, Karla Romano
She is so hot that better goes to take a cold shower, but even there she starts the new fantasy, which lead us to the third scene, with a vampire girl and everyhting, Karla i